Balloon animals don’t last long.
Twist words at your own peril.
Tangle thoughts with trepidation.
Nothing that is inflated won’t pop.
There is more wisdom in mirth
Than understanding in pomp.
A man with three legs cannot swim.
Nor can a rooster lay an egg.
If a bandage will help, use it.
Life is too short to spend on yesterday.
Tomorrow is never worth today.
If somebody says it hurts, it hurts.